Friday, January 06, 2006

Jesus Inhaled

I knew I was going to end up digging Jesus for something...but who knew he was so progressive? Apparently, a new study of scriptural texts reveals that Jesus healed using cannabis.

My favourite selection from the article is, "If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil - and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ[ian]."

Jesus was also spotted checking his watch and yelling, "Dudes, it's 4:20!"

2 comments:

Johnny said...

1 John 4:20: If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?

Duuuuuude! That blows my mind...

Sarah said...

I love how you even have a bible in your house. I should get me one of those...