Friday, February 10, 2006

Attention Ralph: I'm Totally Available

With this kind of age difference and the small stature of the male brain, you knew this was going to happen eventually - Ralph Fiennes has split with Francesca Annis. I love both of these actors and just saw Francesca Annis on stage, but Ralph: I am totally available, a British citizen, and as a conversation starter, you and my father went to the same school.

Annis has sued The Daily Mirror for defamation because they wrote that she had forgiven Fiennes for his affair. How pissed do you have to be to do that? You go girl! But Ralph - seriously, call me.

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