And The Oscar Goes To...

Someone other than me.

I took this quiz from the Guardian to determine if I could be an Oscar winner. The result:

Gallant nominee. You clearly know your way around the Oscar minefield and have launched your campaign on the back of a prestige project. That said, you're still too wet behind the ears, and too much of an unknown quantity for the Academy voters. Prepare to smile and clap graciously when another name is called.

But I bet I make the best-dressed list on Entertainment Tonight.